Ayumi. 16. Brazil.
Omoshiroi

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

ELFs having too much /feels be like

mito-chondria:

fukaml:

IMM LITERALLY IN TEARS SKIP TO 58 SECON DS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

JUUST DO I T OMG

arzevark:

when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

albinos-ruined-me:

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avonelle-mikisugi:

superkawaiintergalacticprettyboy:

Seriously, can you imagine this in like a club and everyone starts doing that Free ending dance 0_0

Then their would be that one guy who’s never heard it and be like:

BEST POST EVER.

sugoihentai:

If a human touches me, I’ll disappear.

To disappear means to be obliterated. That’s the spell that the mountain god placed upon me. If I get touched by a human, that’s the end.

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

thefelixkot:

nako

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aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.